Original Sea Creature Pin

Tallulah Talons designed a limited edition of 100 enamel pins for the inaugural Gills Gills Gills show. They were given to VIP ticket holders at that show and the remaining pins are available now on this website for a limited time. Once these sell out, they are gone forever.

They measure approximately 3/4″.

Price is $15 including shipping anywhere in the US. Please inquire about international shipping.

Sat Nov 2 – Gills Gills Gills Show at Bedlam

We’ve cast our net far and wide to bring you yet another catch of neo burlesque artists in this anything goes show. Dressed as her hideous sea monster alter ego, real life giantess Tallulah Talons serves as your Mistress of Ceremonies. Gleefully spouting dad jokes and singing naughty cabaret songs between acts, she’ll introduce some of the most interesting burlesque you’ve ever seen.

Guest Hosting At Sid’s Again

On April 9th, I guest hosted the monthly installment of Second Tuesdays At Sid’s at Sid Gold’s Request Room. Our featured performers were Nina La Voix, Dominant Jeane, and Bitsy Brulee. Our door dame was Louise The Ill At Ease and Jeremy Goodman returned as live pianist.

I sang several songs including Pony by Genuwine, Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend, L-O-V-E, and a “Second Tuesdays” theme song.

Guest Hosting Second Tuesdays

On March 12, I guest hosted New York’s only all singing burlesque and variety show!

The show featured guest artists Olive TuParty, Twinky Boots, and Lady Mabuhay. Our live pianist was Jeremy Goodman. Our door dame was Dixie Disaster. After the show, Joe McGinty led piano karaoke until the wee hours of the night.

I sang Give Him The Oo-la-la, The Spanx Song, and a soulful rendition of Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang.

Cheese Act

Created for the 14th Annual Follies Fromage Show in Coney Island, Tallulah Talons’s cheese act is delightfully strange in that special Coney Island Neo Burlesque sort of way. Watch her literally unwrap herself as a giant cheese Kraft single, twirl around in a swiss cheese bustle skirt, unpeel her dress like a string cheese, and then grind up on a real cheese grater. This act is a sure crowd pleaser and is quickly becoming Tallulah Talons’s most requested too.


Tallulah Talons is a cabaret performer and has performed in venues in Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Long Island. Currently she is the resident singing artist at Shelly Watson’s Second Tuesdays at Sids show at Sid Gold’s Request Room. She’s also sung at the off Broadway venues Laurie Beechman theater and The Duplex.

She’s a soprano with a diverse repertoire spanning genres like Menotti arias, cheeky 1920s ditties, classic torch songs, contemporary pop, and sweet love ballads. She also has written original parody songs like The Spanx Song that she’s performed multiple times at The Slipper Room.

Whether you’re looking to add atmosphere to your private event or book a singer to stage a show at your venue, Tallulah Talons is your girl. She can provide a pianist, sing to a prerecorded track, or perform to your house musicians.