The 6'1 Giantess of Burlesque
We’ve cast our net far and wide to bring you yet another catch of neo burlesque artists in this anything goes show. Dressed as her hideous sea monster alter ego, real life giantess Tallulah Talons serves as your Mistress of Ceremonies. Gleefully spouting dad jokes and singing naughty cabaret songs between acts, she’ll introduce some of the most interesting burlesque you’ve ever seen.
On April 9th, I guest hosted the monthly installment of Second Tuesdays At Sid’s at Sid Gold’s Request Room. Our featured performers were Nina La Voix, Dominant Jeane, and Bitsy Brulee. Our door dame was Louise The Ill At Ease and Jeremy Goodman returned as live pianist.
I sang several songs including Pony by Genuwine, Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend, L-O-V-E, and a “Second Tuesdays” theme song.
On March 12, I guest hosted New York’s only all singing burlesque and variety show!
The show featured guest artists Olive TuParty, Twinky Boots, and Lady Mabuhay. Our live pianist was Jeremy Goodman. Our door dame was Dixie Disaster. After the show, Joe McGinty led piano karaoke until the wee hours of the night.
I sang Give Him The Oo-la-la, The Spanx Song, and a soulful rendition of Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang.
On November 7th, I appeared in Nurse Bettie’s Wednesday show which is produced and hosted by Shelly Watson. I gogo danced and did my Sea Creature act. Fellow performers were Bridget Bareall, Rose Quartz, and Minnie Tonka.
On November 6th, I kittened the Dirty Blues show hosted by Countess Eden. Each month she co-produces the show with pianist Chris Johnson at Sid Gold’s Request Room. The performers were Rain Supreme, Clara Coquette, and Taradise.
On October 27th, I performed in a burlesque show at The Factory in Ridgewood Queens. Other performers were Nina Josephine and Bunny Buxom. I performed my sea creature and fire crotch acts.
On October 26th, I performed my Spanx and Sea Creature acts at The Slipper Room in The Midnight Show. The host was Boo Bess. Other performers were Tansy, Evil Hate Monkey, Corvette LeFace, Zero Boy, and Pearls Daily.
On October 18th, I was booked as a “celebrity” panelist in Match Game NYC, a live game show at Pinks. Match Game is a live game show produced by Tiffany Leigh and co-hosted with Chris Calogero. Every episode features new guest panelists. Since it was near Halloween, I attended as my Sea Creature persona.
On October 9th, I was in the Halloween edition of Second Tuesdays At Sids at Sid Gold’s Request Room. The show was hosted and produced by Shelly Watson and accompanied by Chris Johnson on piano. Fellow Performers included Cubby Hall, Matt The Knife, and Lady Zombie. I performed my usual door and kitten duties dressed as the Sea Creature and then I sang a cover of Climbing Up The Walls and debuted my Merrywidow Act.
On September 30th, I was at the Slipper Room in Slippery Sundays hosted by James Habacker. I did my Sea Creature and Cheese acts. Other performers were Gigi Bonbon, Puss N Boots, Alexander Boyce, and Topher Bousquet.
On September 29th, I stage kittened Night 2 Act 2 of the New York Burlesque festival at Brooklyn Bowl. My fellow kitten was Mia Julep and we dressed and styled ourselves as twins. Shelly Watson hosted our half of the show and we did a fun intro number with her to kick off the night. I even got to have a little speaking time at the mic.
On September 14th, I was in the Coney Island Film Festival Opening gala. I kicked off the night by gogo dancing on the Freak Bar with Dixie Disaster. Then, I served as stage kitten and magician’s assistant for the main show hosted by Adam Realman. Adam did some sword swallowing and sideshow which I assisted. Tigger! and Wae Messed did burlesque. Xander Lovecraft (sideshow), Greg Dubin (magic), and Sara Parks (comedy) also performed. I also got to show off my contortion skills by going into The Box.
I returned to Second Tuesdays at Sids at Sid Gold’s Request Room on September 11th. The show is produced and hosted by Shelly Watson. Fellow performers were Storm Marrero, Bettina May, Stephanie Babarek, Jake Dester (sax), and Erica Mancini. I debuted my Spanx act.
On September 2, I was in Slippery Sundays at The Slipper Room hosted by Muffy Styler. Fellow performers were Evil Hate Monkey, Emily Shepard, Joshua Dean, Ben Franklin, and 2 To Fly. I performed Fire Crotch and Sea Creature Acts.
On August 22nd, I returned to Nurse Bettie where I did my Sea Creature act and gogo danced. Fellow performers were Pearls Daily, Cara Antoinette, and Voodoo Onyx. The show was hosted and produced by Shelly Watson.
On August 15th, I performed in Glitter Gutter at The Slipper Room hosted by The Great Wilfredo. Other performers were Mr. Gorgeous, Joshua Dean, 2 To Fly, Ben Franklin, Albert Cadabra, and Tansy. I did my Sea Creature and Fire Crotch Acts.
On August 14th, I was in Shelly Watson’s Second Tuesdays At Sids at Sid Gold’s Request Room. Shelly hosts and produces this all singing burlesque show every month. Chris Johnson plays live piano. This month, performers were Dickie Smalls, Cherry Delight, and Lydia Vengeance. I was stage maven and debuted a version of my Marilyn Monroe tribute, my Diamonds Act, where I sing Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend.
On August 4th, I debuted my Firecrotch Act at The Slipper Room Show: Mr. Choade’s Upstairs Downstairs. I also did my Cheese Act. Bastard Keith hosted and Olive Tupartie, Ellie Steingraeber, Chipps Cooney, Seedy Edie and Zero Boy performed.
On July 27th, I was in Bambi’s Beauty Parlour hosted by Bradford Scobie at Coney Island USA. Curated and starring Bambi The Mermaid, it featured epic group opening and closing numbers. I performed in character as the Sea Creature, even during gogo. At the start, Bambi gave us each makeovers and at the end, Lil Miss Lixx the Shampoodle gave Bambi a full body shampoo in the Tirza bathtub!
Also in the show was Cara Antoinette, Edie Nightcrawler, Dame Cuchifrita, Laura Lee Pants, Miss Saturn, Frankie Eleanor, Sequinette, and Tanya Karina.
On July 21st, I did my sea creature act in the New York School of Burlesque Student Showcase at Drom. The show was hosted by Jo Weldon.
